Now, recently my wife got me in a corner about a remark I made when we first dated. She tells me I said...that I know everything about women!! What-
I said What?? Was that before I drank my beer or after? 'No, she continued...'you said that John and how wrong you were...!!'

Well, well - I don't know. Guys say stuff. I'm just a regular guy. Then I conceded: 'I may have!? but...
'No - she went on-you said that!!!'

Ah, no way for this weasel to weasel out of this one. So the truth - well, well- ok already, 'So I don't know exactly everything about women. I know how good they look and dress and...

But yes, I was in the soup now and could not get out.
Yes I was. And still am. and still...
but c'mon dear, guys just say stuff sometimes, without thinking...yes thats it...without thinking...Sorry!! Is it ok to say I was wrong? Is it ok to confess I actually know probably very little about a lot of things...there, is that better?? Does that help??

Hey, now remember guys, as the story goes, if you are going to dance with a grizzly bear, better let 'em lead...

Ok, stop throwing those pillows now dear...

Listen up guys, careful what you say...you may have to eat your words....